Tiny Legend, Big Impact
Meet the pint-sized powerhouse that's about to level up your hat game! At just 1.75"W x 1.5"T, this little green friend packs more charm than a cargo hold full of space snacks. With those big eyes and even bigger ears, this pocket-sized sage is ready to bring some otherworldly wisdom to your everyday adventures.
Technical Specs: Dimensions: 1.75"W x 1.5"T of pure wonder Premium PVC Construction Velcro backing stronger than ancient mystical powers
Built for Believers: Waterproof (like your faith in the impossible) Cold-resistant (desert child approved) No-curl edges (as precise as levitating objects) Bomber velcro backing (more reliable than space communication)
Perfect For: Aspiring mentors Soup enthusiasts Frog admirers Robe collectors Anyone who believes size matters not People who take the scenic route through the galaxy
Warning: May cause: Sudden cravings for bone broth Urges to speak in reversed sentences Spontaneous acts of wisdom Tendency to befriend anything that moves Uncontrollable need to protect small things
Let this tiny teacher remind you that sometimes the biggest spirits come in the smallest packages!
