Hide and Seek World Champion

Undefeated Since Forever

Meet the OG of social distancing and master of forest fashion! Our Bigfoot patch pays tribute to everyone's favorite elusive forest friend who's been ducking paparazzi since before it was cool. At 1.5"W x 2"T, he's a bit more compact than his 10-foot tall inspiration (way easier to spot on your hat than in the wild).

Technical Specs:

• Dimensions: 1.5"W x 2"T of pure mystery
• Premium PVC Construction
• Velcro backing stronger than cryptozoological evidence

Built for Believers:

• Waterproof (like those "inconclusive" footprint casts)
• Cold-resistant (Pacific Northwest approved)
• No-curl edges (unlike those blurry photographs)
• Bomber velcro backing (more reliable than eyewitness accounts)

Perfect For:

• Cryptid enthusiasts
• Trail camera skeptics
• Blurry photography advocates
• Professional sasquatch searchers
• Anyone who's ever said "Did you hear that?"
• People who think camouflage is a lifestyle

Why You Need This:

• Bigfoot never goes out of style
• More mysterious than your dating life
• Less maintenance than an actual cryptid
• Great conversation starter at campfires
• Perfect alibi for unexplained noises in the woods

*Warning: May cause:

• Sudden urges to go camping
• Unexplained interest in trail cameras
• Tendency to blame missing snacks on Sasquatch
• Ability to see shapes in every forest shadow
• Uncontrollable need to analyze footprints*

Slap this legendary lurker on your gear and join the ranks of believers. Because sometimes the best proof is no proof at all!