Campfire

The Hottest Patch in Your Collection

Some call it a campfire. We call it nature's TV! This toasty little number brings all the warmth without the smoke-in-your-face dance.

Technical Specs:

• Dimensions: 1.75"T x 1"W of pure cozy
• Premium PVC Construction
• Velcro backing stronger than your s'mores craving

Built for Fireside Tales:

• Waterproof (unlike your camping stories)
• Cold-resistant (when your real fire won't start)
• No-curl edges (stays flat like your tent never does)
• Zero smoke smell (finally!)

Perfect for:

• Camp chiefs
• S'mores sommeliers
• Ghost story specialists
• Fireside philosophers

Slap this patch on whenever you need to spark some joy – no matches required!