Because Your Creativity Can't Be Contained
Turn literally ANYTHING into a Slap Patch! (Okay, maybe not your leftover pizza, but pretty much everything else.) This is your ticket to patch paradise – the ultimate hack for making any patch Slap Cap compatible. It's like a superhero origin story for your favorite patches!
What's In The Box:
- One 3.25"W x 4"T sheet of industrial-strength hook velcro
- More potential than a Swiss Army knife
- Dreams of patch perfection
- Zero limitations (except physics, probably)
Perfect For Converting:
- That rad patch from your favorite band
- Your grandma's embroidered flowers
- Military patches
- Merit badges
- That thing you found that would make an awesome patch
- Pretty much anything flat enough to stick to a hat
Why You Need This:
- Because regular patches are so 2019
- Your other patches are jealous of your Slap Patches
- You've got patch dreams bigger than our catalog
- You're a DIY guru trapped in a non-velcro world
- Your creativity needs more velcro in its life
Technical Stuff That Actually Matters:
- Industrial-strength adhesive
- Weather-resistant backing
- Designed to grip like your mom when you tried sneaking out
- Won't curl, bend, or give up on your dreams
Instructions:
- Peel
- Stick
- Press
- Become a patch conversion wizard (Detailed instructions on package because we care about your success story)
Warning Labels We Had to Include:
- May cause extreme patch addiction
- Side effects include constant urges to convert everything into patches
- Could lead to being the coolest person in your friend group
- Might make regular patches obsolete in your life
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any sudden urges to turn everything you own into a Slap Patch. Use this power wisely.
