For Those Who Know Their IPAs
Show your love for Oregon's beer capital with our tribute to the happiest place on hops! Because let's be honest - Bend is basically where beer goes on vacation and decides to stay forever.
Technical Specs:
- Dimensions: Made to fit perfectly between sips
- Premium PVC Construction
- Velcro backing stronger than your resolve to "just have one beer"
Built for Beer Adventures:
- Waterproof (like your excuses for another brewery tour)
- Cold-resistant (unlike that IPA you left in the car)
- No-curl edges (straighter than your path between breweries)
- Bomber velcro backing (sticks better than brewery stamps on your passport)
Perfect For:
- Craft beer crusaders
- Brewery trail blazers
- Bend beer believers
- Après ski specialists
- People who think "hops" is a food group
- Anyone who measures distance in breweries
*Warning: May cause:
- Sudden cravings for craft beer
- Spontaneous brewery visits
- Excessive knowledge of hop varieties
- Inability to drink "regular" beer
- Uncontrollable urge to rate everything on Untappd
- Chronic "one more brewery" syndrome*
Rep your love for the town where "pub crawl" means hiking between breweries! Because nothing says Bend like craft beer and outdoor gear.
