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    • If You Like Nice Things

    If You Like Nice Things

    $6.00
    by Slap Cap

     


    For The Simple Act of Treating Yourself

    Life's like a hot tub - sure, you could stick with room temperature, but why would you when warm and bubbly exists? This patch is your hall pass for choosing the good stuff, your permission slip for the premium lane, your VIP ticket to the "treat yourself" show. Because let's be honest, you weren't going to get the basic version anyway.

    Technical Specs:

    • Dimensions: 2.5"W x 1.1"T of pure justification
    • Premium PVC Construction (because obviously)
    • Velcro backing stronger than your promises to "be more responsible next time"

    Built For Living Your Best Life:

    • Waterproof (like your endless flow of good decisions)
    • Cold-resistant (unlike those times you tried to "settle")
    • No-curl edges (just like your standards - high and firm)
    • Bomber velcro backing (as reliable as your taste in the finer things)

    The Perfect Response To:

    • "Do you really need another one?"
    • "Couldn't you get it cheaper?"
    • "But the basic model works fine..."
    • "Don't you already have something like that?"
    • "Are you sure about this?"
    • "Maybe wait for the sale?"

    Ideal For People Who:

    • Think "basic" is a four-letter word
    • Consider "upgrading" a love language
    • Believe "entry-level" is just a suggestion
    • Know that "top shelf" is the only shelf
    • Understand that "premium" means "normal"
    • Think "budget version" sounds like a horror movie
    • Have never met a deluxe option they didn't like

    Why This Patch Needs To Be On Your Hat:

    • Universal explanation for your life choices
    • Silent response to raised eyebrows
    • Better than writing "Because I'm worth it" on your forehead
    • More dignified than showing people your empty wallet
    • Classier than saying "Go big or go home" to everyone
    • Perfect conversation starter at fancy establishments
    • Great way to meet other people with excellent taste

    Warning: Side Effects May Include:

    • Chronic quality appreciation
    • Spontaneous upgrades to everything
    • Refined taste development
    • Premium palette syndrome
    • Allergic reactions to anything "basic"
    • Sudden urges to comparison shop
    • Inability to resist special editions
    • Selective hearing when people say "but you don't need it"
    • Temporary budget amnesia

    Life Philosophy Included:

    • Because good enough isn't
    • Because you deserve it
    • Because YOLO wasn't just a phase
    • Because sometimes more is more
    • Because life's too short for mediocre anything

    Slap this badge of bougie honor on your hat and let the world know that yes, you do have expensive taste, and no, you're not sorry about it. Because sometimes the best things in life aren't free - they're just really, really worth it.

    Pairs perfectly with high standards and a "life's too short" attitude!

     
     
    This item is a recurring or deferred purchase. By continuing, I agree to the cancellation policy and authorize you to charge my payment method at the prices, frequency and dates listed on this page until my order is fulfilled or I cancel, if permitted.

    If You Like Nice Things is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.

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