SHREDDIE YETI PATCH - The Abominable Shred-Man
This steezy snow beast is living proof that yetis can, in fact, get rad! More focused on fun than first tracks, our playful pal knows that the best runs are the ones where you're styling with your squad.
Technical Specs:
- Dimensions: 1.85"W x 2.25"T of pure steez
- Premium PVC Construction
- Velcro backing stronger than your grab game
Built for Good Times:
- Waterproof (like your excuses at the terrain park)
- Cold-resistant (that fur isn't just for show)
- No-curl edges (smoother than your butter tricks)
- Bomber velcro backing (stickier than a rail grab)
Perfect For:
- Park lap professionals
- High-five enthusiasts
- Side-hit seekers
- Groove run specialists
- Anyone who thinks style points count
- Those who make every run a party
- People who cruise for the views
Why This Yeti's Your Buddy:
- Master of the casual send
- High-fives better than a lift operator
- Never met a jump they couldn't tweak
- Makes groomers look good
- Treats every day like a spring break party
Warning: May cause:
- Spontaneous trick attempts
- Chronic rail addiction
- Uncontrollable urge to butter everything
- Sudden appreciation for side hits
- Mysterious collection of park pass stickers
- Excessive use of words like "steez" and "rad"
Essential Style Knowledge:
- Knows every side hit on the mountain
- Can spot a perfect rail from the lift
- Speaks fluent terrain park
- Has a master's degree in good times
- Never skips a high-five
Slap this fun-loving friend on your gear when you're ready to show everyone that style points are actually the only points that matter.
Note: No actual yetis were disturbed during style evaluation, though several were spotted throwing down in the terrain park.
