Missing every shot? Keep shooting anyway! Our Blast 'Em patch celebrates that special kind of determination where accuracy is optional but enthusiasm is mandatory. Because sometimes it's not about hitting your target - it's about how many times you try (and try... and try...) to hit it.
Technical Specs:
- Dimensions: 2.25" Tall x 1.9" Wide (of pure determination)
- Premium PVC Construction
- Military-Grade* Velcro Backing (*Actually hits what it's aiming for)
Built for Persistent Pursuers:
- Weather-proof (unlike your aim)
- Cold-resistant (because space is chilly)
- Flexible PVC material (more flexible than your shooting skills)
- No-curl edges (stays straighter than your laser aim)
- Rock-solid velcro backing (more accurate than a certain space army)
Why PVC? We chose premium PVC (polyvinyl chloride) because:
- Tougher than basic training
- More reliable than standard-issue equipment
- Waterproof for missing targets in any weather
- Built to last longer than your target practice
Perfect for:
- Eternal optimists
- Enthusiastic rookies
- Anyone who believes quantity over quality
- Those who shoot for the stars (and miss spectacularly)
Slap this patch on your gear whenever you need a reminder that even the most elite forces started somewhere. Because with enough persistence, even a Blast 'Em can become a... well, maybe just keep trying.
May your aim be truer than your inspiration!
