Mammoth Mayhem

Ready to dominate your hat game with 13,000 pounds of pure patch personality? This 2.25" of prehistoric perfection is what happens when confidence and chaos had a playdate in the Ice Age. With that golden tuft up top and those gleaming tusks below, this mammoth isn't here for a history lesson – they're here to make your hat the star of any extinction event.

Technical Specs:

• Dimensions: 2.25"W x 2.25"T of head-turning glory
• Premium PVC Construction
• Velcro backing that holds on like a mammoth to the last tree leaf

Built To Turn Heads:

• Waterproof (like your plans to own multiple Slap Caps)
• Cold-resistant (bring on the snow days)
• No-curl edges (keeps it fresh from cave to crag)
• Bomber velcro backing (sticks better than mammoth stories)

Perfect For:

• Hat game revolutionaries
• Patch collectors who go big
• Statement piece seekers
• Anyone ready to turn their cap into a conversation
• People who make their accessories do the talking
• Those who think subtle patches went extinct for a reason

Warning: May cause:

• Your other patches to feel intimidated
• Friends asking where you got that "sick mammoth patch"
• Spontaneous high-fives from strangers
• Sudden urges to start a patch collection
• Your hat becoming the center of attention
• An unexplainable boost in confidence

Because some patches are just patches, but this? This is mammoth-sized mischief ready to make your favorite hat prehistoric-ally awesome. Slap this bad boy on and watch your everyday headwear evolve into something totally tusked-out!

Note: Your hat game is about to get woolly wild. Don't say we didn't warn you.